August 14, 2008
Via Best Week Ever.  I love it.
Via Best Week Ever.  I love it.
Rolling Stone's top 500 songs ever

290. Stan, Eminem featuring Dido

Really?

August 13, 2008

We think SO differently

  • Billy: we think differently
  • me: i guess
  • Billy: you dont even agree with that
Urban Prankster is organizing this Ferris Bueller Parade.  This is one of my favorite scenes in pretty much any movie so I think it’s kind of an amazing idea.  I wonder if anyone will pull it off.
August 12, 2008
Oh hai George. Alyssa was saying the other day that even though GWB obvi sucks at being president, he would be pretty good at being like a crazy uncle or something.  I completely agree.

Oh hai George.

Alyssa was saying the other day that even though GWB obvi sucks at being president, he would be pretty good at being like a crazy uncle or something.  I completely agree.

August 11, 2008
I'd like one invisibility cloak, plz.
I want this so I can sneak up on people.
August 6, 2008
Great Mr. Show sketch.  You’re welcome.
“ The whole time Bob and I were doing Full House, he was also hosting America’s Funniest Home Videos. His entire job consisted of saying ‘Take a look at this’ which is what he used to say to Mary Kate in her dressing room.
John Stamos, at the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget.  I want to watch this.

Starting tomorrow

I will be unemployed.  Life sucks.
August 4, 2008

Tips for when you are too drunk at an office party

Confine yourself to a corner to remain amongst people who already know how drunk you are/are as drunk as you or drunker than you.  Do not speak to anyone else.