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this blog is by Jennalise

Aug 12, 2009 9:30pm

thank god she was not arrested

interweber:

via HUSTLEHUSTLE

Jun 22, 2009 4:37pm

Dear Paul,

Paul: which rhnj kid are you
let's make a quiz
Paul: what is your career ambition:
a) strip club/car wash
b) being a cosmetologist
c) being in a movie w/ the rock
d) getting a white jeep for passing summer school
me: you have a disease

Jun 22, 2009 10:14am

ffffound:

Alexandra Cassaniti Hairy Print Tote Bag

I want this pls

Jun 12, 2009 1:26am

True Life: This is a Tumbl

Taking a trip down memory lane and plotting the course for future lane Jennalise and I discussed the MTV news/docs series "True Life." While this show has tackled serious subjects like not liking the size of one's breasts or being a bitch, we recalled some of the standouts and plotted for future episodes. This kind of long, but hopefully worth it.
jennalise: "I'm an Urban Cheerleader" (10-2-2003)
me: aka black
jennalise: True Life: I'm black
jennalise: i have a list i'm making
me: "I Am Driving While Black"
me: that was one
jennalise: thats amazing
me: I Live in a Brothel: i remember that one
me: this may be the most famous one: I'm on Ecstasy
jennalise: yeah, i think i saw that
me: with the holes in the brain
me: I'm a High School Freshman
me: um...I Have Acne
me: omg: I'm Deaf
jennalise: there hasn't been an I'm Blind...
me: you just didnt see it
me: OH SNAP
jennalise: snap
me: I Stutter
me: what: I'm Moving to Vegas
me: oh ok: I'm a Middle School Football Champion
me: lol: I Live to Ride
jennalise: i cant believe all these happened
jennalise: like how can this be interesting for an hour
me: i have some
jennalise: and why are there so many about ppl not liking their breasts
me: true life: i'm a drag queen
jennalise: i have 6 so far
me: true life: i'm a drag racer
me: true life: i'm a drag
jennalise: true life: i drag things everywhere i go
me: true life: i'm a schlepper
me: true life: i have a crush on a family member
jennalise: incest, good
jennalise: its weird
me: true life: i'm a youtube star
jennalise.vescovo: you'd think after all those seasons they'd have covered pretty much everything
me: well if they did the breast ones
jennalise: there's something about internet fame already
me: true life: my dick is small
jennalise: true
me: true life: my dick is too big
jennalise: hahaha
jennalise: true life: i don't like my dick
me: true life: i don't like getting blowjobs
me: true life: i don't like giving blowjobs
me: true life: i love giving blowjobs
me: true life: i love getting blowjobs
jennalise: there's no true life i'm a virgin
me: yeah - middle school wrestling champion
jennalise: true life: i live in the woods
me: same thing
me: true life: i live in a cave
jennalise: hahahaha
me: true live: i live in a car
jennalise: i'm dying
me: true life: i live at the office
me: true life: i don't want to grow up
jennalise: true life: i have diarrhea
me: lol ok
jennalise: i'm a freeloader
me: true life: i came out of the closet as gay but im in the closet for being straight, oops
jennalise: tl: i hunt pigeons
jennalise: hahahhahaah
jennalise: this is so fun
me: true life: i get recognized from being on another episode of true life
jennalise: HAHAHA
me: tl: i go through 10 tampons a day
me: tl: i always make chains out of paper clips
jennalise: tl: i eat snow
me: tl: i'm covering up a murder
jennalise.vescovo: tl: i'm dead
me: no
me: TD: i'm dead
jennalise: tl: i was murdered
jennalise: tl: i'm a caged animal
me: tl: i don't know how to use a gps
jennalise: tl: i'm a raver
jennalise: hahaha
me: tl: i collect glowsticks
me: tl: i come up w/ tl topics @ work
jennalise: i'm a white rapper
me: tl: my screenname is from 6th grade
jennalise: tl: my cell phone is from like 1997
me: the "like" is key
jennalise: yes
jennalise: tl: i have 25 cats
me: tl: i wear diapers but i'm older than 3
jennalise: hahaha
jennalise: i cant stop cracking up
me: tl: i prefer whiteboards to chalkboards
me: tl: i'm a girl with a teeny weenie
jennalise: tl: i cant orgasm
me: aww
me: tl: i can't grow facial hair
me: tl: i work @ trader joes
jennalise: hahahaha
me: tl: i'm still rooting for mccain
me: tl: i can't get on a reality series so this is the next best thing
jennalise: tl: i'm an obama fanatic
me: tl: i have bumper stickers
jennalise: tl: i have controversial bumper stickers
me: tl: my child is a monroe middle school honor student
me: tl: i'm not sure if i should get a blu-ray player
me: tl: i go by my first and middle name
me : tl: i'm ryan seacrest
me: tl: my kids are kinda lame
jennalise: tl: i'm a bus driver
me: tl: i take the bus
me: tl: my number never gets called at the deli
jennalise: tl: i can't pass my road test
me: tl: i work for diddy (!!!!!!!!!!!)
jennalise: haha
me: tl: i still wear jnco
me: tl: i just learned what fubu stands for
jennalise: hahahahhaa
jennalise: tl: my mom still buys my clothes
me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dj
me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dancer
jennalise: tl: i'm jewish
jennalise: hahaha
me: tl: im a lactard
jennalise: tl: i'm lactose intolerant
me: tl: i'm intolerant of beliefs that don't match my own
jennalise: tl: i'm a baby
me: tl: i have a baby fetish
jennalise: tl: i'm a total cunt
me: tl: food gets stuck in my braces
me: tl: i know that tupac is alive
me: tl: im in the witness protection program (lol)
me: tl: everyone always thinks im japanese but im actually korean
me: tl: i might be possessed
me: tl: i only watch sequels
me: tl: i live in wyoming, jealous?
jennalise.vescovo: hahahaha
me: tl: i type lol even when im not laughing
LATER
me: u should get someone to sub for u at babysitting
me: jill could be a GREAT person to be tight w/
jennalise: i dont rly have the energy for jill
jennalise: i wish i did
me: like zang toi could make clothes for you prob
jennalise: i would just be a sack of shit
me: true life: i dont have enough energy for jill zarin

May 11, 2009 6:20pm

“ I went there with Robert to play darts and a drunk forty five year old woman asked him to buy her a drink and said that she would give him a hug if he did. Then her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and they frenched. When they stopped frenching, she asked Robert where her drink was. ” - A yelp.com review for Van Gogh’s Radio Lounge in Greenpoint.

Apr 16, 2009 4:07pm

“ Hey, anyone scamming some stupid Hipster has my sympathy - and there’s no doubt Vice Magazine is the cradle of moronic hipsterism. I don’t even think she should be made accountable for that she did. After all, Hipsters like “non-mainstream” deeds and conduct like nothing else, so they should treat her like the queen or something. Hey, if one Hipster actually was scammed, what bad can happen anyway - buy one scarf less, or let the beard grow a little longer than usual? Maybe buy 1 or 2 european minimal techno vinyls less that month. ” - Some genius who commented on the NY Observer article about the Hipster Grifter.

Mar 24, 2009 10:13am