the PAY ATTENTION blog

this blog is by Jennalise

Aug 12, 2009 9:30pm
thank god she was not arrested
interweber:
via HUSTLEHUSTLE

thank god she was not arrested

interweber:

via HUSTLEHUSTLE
Jun 22, 2009 4:37pm

Dear Paul,

  • Paul: which rhnj kid are you
  • let's make a quiz
  • Paul: what is your career ambition:
  • a) strip club/car wash
  • b) being a cosmetologist
  • c) being in a movie w/ the rock
  • d) getting a white jeep for passing summer school
  • me: you have a disease
Jun 22, 2009 10:14am
Jun 12, 2009 1:26am

True Life: This is a Tumbl

  • Taking a trip down memory lane and plotting the course for future lane Jennalise and I discussed the MTV news/docs series "True Life." While this show has tackled serious subjects like not liking the size of one's breasts or being a bitch, we recalled some of the standouts and plotted for future episodes. This kind of long, but hopefully worth it.
  • jennalise: "I'm an Urban Cheerleader" (10-2-2003)
  • me: aka black
  • jennalise: True Life: I'm black
  • jennalise: i have a list i'm making
  • me: "I Am Driving While Black"
  • me: that was one
  • jennalise: thats amazing
  • me: I Live in a Brothel: i remember that one
  • me: this may be the most famous one: I'm on Ecstasy
  • jennalise: yeah, i think i saw that
  • me: with the holes in the brain
  • me: I'm a High School Freshman
  • me: um...I Have Acne
  • me: omg: I'm Deaf
  • jennalise: there hasn't been an I'm Blind...
  • me: you just didnt see it
  • me: OH SNAP
  • jennalise: snap
  • me: I Stutter
  • me: what: I'm Moving to Vegas
  • me: oh ok: I'm a Middle School Football Champion
  • me: lol: I Live to Ride
  • jennalise: i cant believe all these happened
  • jennalise: like how can this be interesting for an hour
  • me: i have some
  • jennalise: and why are there so many about ppl not liking their breasts
  • me: true life: i'm a drag queen
  • jennalise: i have 6 so far
  • me: true life: i'm a drag racer
  • me: true life: i'm a drag
  • jennalise: true life: i drag things everywhere i go
  • me: true life: i'm a schlepper
  • me: true life: i have a crush on a family member
  • jennalise: incest, good
  • jennalise: its weird
  • me: true life: i'm a youtube star
  • jennalise.vescovo: you'd think after all those seasons they'd have covered pretty much everything
  • me: well if they did the breast ones
  • jennalise: there's something about internet fame already
  • me: true life: my dick is small
  • jennalise: true
  • me: true life: my dick is too big
  • jennalise: hahaha
  • jennalise: true life: i don't like my dick
  • me: true life: i don't like getting blowjobs
  • me: true life: i don't like giving blowjobs
  • me: true life: i love giving blowjobs
  • me: true life: i love getting blowjobs
  • jennalise: there's no true life i'm a virgin
  • me: yeah - middle school wrestling champion
  • jennalise: true life: i live in the woods
  • me: same thing
  • me: true life: i live in a cave
  • jennalise: hahahaha
  • me: true live: i live in a car
  • jennalise: i'm dying
  • me: true life: i live at the office
  • me: true life: i don't want to grow up
  • jennalise: true life: i have diarrhea
  • me: lol ok
  • jennalise: i'm a freeloader
  • me: true life: i came out of the closet as gay but im in the closet for being straight, oops
  • jennalise: tl: i hunt pigeons
  • jennalise: hahahhahaah
  • jennalise: this is so fun
  • me: true life: i get recognized from being on another episode of true life
  • jennalise: HAHAHA
  • me: tl: i go through 10 tampons a day
  • me: tl: i always make chains out of paper clips
  • jennalise: tl: i eat snow
  • me: tl: i'm covering up a murder
  • jennalise.vescovo: tl: i'm dead
  • me: no
  • me: TD: i'm dead
  • jennalise: tl: i was murdered
  • jennalise: tl: i'm a caged animal
  • me: tl: i don't know how to use a gps
  • jennalise: tl: i'm a raver
  • jennalise: hahaha
  • me: tl: i collect glowsticks
  • me: tl: i come up w/ tl topics @ work
  • jennalise: i'm a white rapper
  • me: tl: my screenname is from 6th grade
  • jennalise: tl: my cell phone is from like 1997
  • me: the "like" is key
  • jennalise: yes
  • jennalise: tl: i have 25 cats
  • me: tl: i wear diapers but i'm older than 3
  • jennalise: hahaha
  • jennalise: i cant stop cracking up
  • me: tl: i prefer whiteboards to chalkboards
  • me: tl: i'm a girl with a teeny weenie
  • jennalise: tl: i cant orgasm
  • me: aww
  • me: tl: i can't grow facial hair
  • me: tl: i work @ trader joes
  • jennalise: hahahaha
  • me: tl: i'm still rooting for mccain
  • me: tl: i can't get on a reality series so this is the next best thing
  • jennalise: tl: i'm an obama fanatic
  • me: tl: i have bumper stickers
  • jennalise: tl: i have controversial bumper stickers
  • me: tl: my child is a monroe middle school honor student
  • me: tl: i'm not sure if i should get a blu-ray player
  • me: tl: i go by my first and middle name
  • me : tl: i'm ryan seacrest
  • me: tl: my kids are kinda lame
  • jennalise: tl: i'm a bus driver
  • me: tl: i take the bus
  • me: tl: my number never gets called at the deli
  • jennalise: tl: i can't pass my road test
  • me: tl: i work for diddy (!!!!!!!!!!!)
  • jennalise: haha
  • me: tl: i still wear jnco
  • me: tl: i just learned what fubu stands for
  • jennalise: hahahahhaa
  • jennalise: tl: my mom still buys my clothes
  • me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dj
  • me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dancer
  • jennalise: tl: i'm jewish
  • jennalise: hahaha
  • me: tl: im a lactard
  • jennalise: tl: i'm lactose intolerant
  • me: tl: i'm intolerant of beliefs that don't match my own
  • jennalise: tl: i'm a baby
  • me: tl: i have a baby fetish
  • jennalise: tl: i'm a total cunt
  • me: tl: food gets stuck in my braces
  • me: tl: i know that tupac is alive
  • me: tl: im in the witness protection program (lol)
  • me: tl: everyone always thinks im japanese but im actually korean
  • me: tl: i might be possessed
  • me: tl: i only watch sequels
  • me: tl: i live in wyoming, jealous?
  • jennalise.vescovo: hahahaha
  • me: tl: i type lol even when im not laughing
  • LATER
  • me: u should get someone to sub for u at babysitting
  • me: jill could be a GREAT person to be tight w/
  • jennalise: i dont rly have the energy for jill
  • jennalise: i wish i did
  • me: like zang toi could make clothes for you prob
  • jennalise: i would just be a sack of shit
  • me: true life: i dont have enough energy for jill zarin
May 11, 2009 6:20pm
I went there with Robert to play darts and a drunk forty five year old woman asked him to buy her a drink and said that she would give him a hug if he did. Then her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and they frenched. When they stopped frenching, she asked Robert where her drink was. - A yelp.com review for Van Gogh’s Radio Lounge in Greenpoint.
Apr 16, 2009 4:07pm
Hey, anyone scamming some stupid Hipster has my sympathy - and there’s no doubt Vice Magazine is the cradle of moronic hipsterism. I don’t even think she should be made accountable for that she did. After all, Hipsters like “non-mainstream” deeds and conduct like nothing else, so they should treat her like the queen or something. Hey, if one Hipster actually was scammed, what bad can happen anyway - buy one scarf less, or let the beard grow a little longer than usual? Maybe buy 1 or 2 european minimal techno vinyls less that month. - Some genius who commented on the NY Observer article about the Hipster Grifter.
Mar 24, 2009 10:13am

I made a new tumblr for these funny book covers

dontreadthesebooks.tumblr.com

Mar 24, 2009 10:07am
Mar 24, 2009 10:07am
Mar 24, 2009 10:06am
Mar 24, 2009 10:05am
Why yes, Big Boom is a wonderful author.  The best there is, in fact.

Why yes, Big Boom is a wonderful author.  The best there is, in fact.

Mar 24, 2009 10:03am
Mar 24, 2009 8:50am
Mar 12, 2009 1:37pm
Bye.

Bye.

Mar 11, 2009 11:23am
ffffound:
the style files

Love these colors. Lately I’m obsessed with websites like apartmenttherapy.com.  I need a raise STAT so I can start decorating like this.

ffffound:

the style files

Love these colors. Lately I’m obsessed with websites like apartmenttherapy.com.  I need a raise STAT so I can start decorating like this.

Page 1 of 17