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A list of dating website cliches

- having a username with “brooklyn” or “nyc” in it

- having a username that expresses how much you hate hipsters

- starting a message with “i’m not too good at these things but __”

- listing your cool smartphone as one of the things you can’t live without

- making it known that you “don’t really watch TV” or “don’t own a TV” in your profile

- making it known that grammar is important to you (ugh, this one’s the worst, shut up)

- talking about your bike in your profile

- calling yourself a “nerd” or a “dork”