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Lauren came back from vacation and now wants to start a comedy duo

• Lauren: i found my comedic calling
• Lauren: we can do a show together now
• Lauren: i'm really good at being the straight one
• Lauren: like borat
• me: yeah??
• me: i didnt know borat was "the straight one"
• Lauren: yeah hes not haha
• Lauren: i just meant i can contain my laughter
• Me: oh ok
• Me: we can do that
• Me: lets start a show
• Lauren: lol we should try seriously
• Me: haha
• Me: wait what did you do, like perform standup at a club in san diego or something?
• Lauren: no we wreaked havoc at a museum mostly, and with clerks
• Lauren: asking them absurd idiotic questions but completely seriously
• Lauren: i stole a sandwich at the airport