the PAY ATTENTION blog

I spent the morning trying to decide who is worse,

The Countess or Alex McCord and her husband Simon.  Well, not the whole morning but a good portion of it.

Countess:

Demanded that her pizza delivery order said “Countess” on it.

Complained about having to order pizza for the kids because her maid is out of town.

Went up on stage without being asked at a cancer benefit and yelled at everyone to shut the fuck up, and then went back to her seat and chatted.

Alex and Simon:

Spent $8000 on clothes in like a half hour.

Complained constantly about the beach on the Hamptons being basically for poor people and not even half as good as the beach at St Barts, where they take their children every year.

I mean…the Countess is clearly worse.  End of story.  But I still hate Alex and Simon.  Bye