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Wed, 12 Aug 2009 21:30:37 -0400

thank god she was not arrested

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Dear Paul,

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:37:47 -0400

Paul: which rhnj kid are you
let's make a quiz
Paul: what is your career ambition:
a) strip club/car wash
b) being a cosmetologist
c) being in a movie w/ the rock
d) getting a white jeep for passing summer school
me: you have a disease

ffffound: Alexandra Cassaniti Hairy Print Tote Bag I want this...

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:14:17 -0400

ffffound:

Alexandra Cassaniti Hairy Print Tote Bag

I want this pls

True Life: This is a Tumbl

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:26:40 -0400

Taking a trip down memory lane and plotting the course for future lane Jennalise and I discussed the MTV news/docs series "True Life." While this show has tackled serious subjects like not liking the size of one's breasts or being a bitch, we recalled some of the standouts and plotted for future episodes. This kind of long, but hopefully worth it.

jennalise: "I'm an Urban Cheerleader" (10-2-2003)
me: aka black
jennalise: True Life: I'm black
jennalise: i have a list i'm making
me: "I Am Driving While Black"
me: that was one
jennalise: thats amazing
me: I Live in a Brothel: i remember that one
me: this may be the most famous one: I'm on Ecstasy
jennalise: yeah, i think i saw that
me: with the holes in the brain
me: I'm a High School Freshman
me: um...I Have Acne
me: omg: I'm Deaf
jennalise: there hasn't been an I'm Blind...
me: you just didnt see it
me: OH SNAP
jennalise: snap
me: I Stutter
me: what: I'm Moving to Vegas
me: oh ok: I'm a Middle School Football Champion
me: lol: I Live to Ride
jennalise: i cant believe all these happened
jennalise: like how can this be interesting for an hour
me: i have some
jennalise: and why are there so many about ppl not liking their breasts
me: true life: i'm a drag queen
jennalise: i have 6 so far
me: true life: i'm a drag racer
me: true life: i'm a drag
jennalise: true life: i drag things everywhere i go
me: true life: i'm a schlepper
me: true life: i have a crush on a family member
jennalise: incest, good
jennalise: its weird
me: true life: i'm a youtube star
jennalise.vescovo: you'd think after all those seasons they'd have covered pretty much everything
me: well if they did the breast ones
jennalise: there's something about internet fame already
me: true life: my dick is small
jennalise: true
me: true life: my dick is too big
jennalise: hahaha
jennalise: true life: i don't like my dick
me: true life: i don't like getting blowjobs
me: true life: i don't like giving blowjobs
me: true life: i love giving blowjobs
me: true life: i love getting blowjobs
jennalise: there's no true life i'm a virgin
me: yeah - middle school wrestling champion
jennalise: true life: i live in the woods
me: same thing
me: true life: i live in a cave
jennalise: hahahaha
me: true live: i live in a car
jennalise: i'm dying
me: true life: i live at the office
me: true life: i don't want to grow up
jennalise: true life: i have diarrhea
me: lol ok
jennalise: i'm a freeloader
me: true life: i came out of the closet as gay but im in the closet for being straight, oops
jennalise: tl: i hunt pigeons
jennalise: hahahhahaah
jennalise: this is so fun
me: true life: i get recognized from being on another episode of true life
jennalise: HAHAHA
me: tl: i go through 10 tampons a day
me: tl: i always make chains out of paper clips
jennalise: tl: i eat snow
me: tl: i'm covering up a murder
jennalise.vescovo: tl: i'm dead
me: no
me: TD: i'm dead
jennalise: tl: i was murdered
jennalise: tl: i'm a caged animal
me: tl: i don't know how to use a gps
jennalise: tl: i'm a raver
jennalise: hahaha
me: tl: i collect glowsticks
me: tl: i come up w/ tl topics @ work
jennalise: i'm a white rapper
me: tl: my screenname is from 6th grade
jennalise: tl: my cell phone is from like 1997
me: the "like" is key
jennalise: yes
jennalise: tl: i have 25 cats
me: tl: i wear diapers but i'm older than 3
jennalise: hahaha
jennalise: i cant stop cracking up
me: tl: i prefer whiteboards to chalkboards
me: tl: i'm a girl with a teeny weenie
jennalise: tl: i cant orgasm
me: aww
me: tl: i can't grow facial hair
me: tl: i work @ trader joes
jennalise: hahahaha
me: tl: i'm still rooting for mccain
me: tl: i can't get on a reality series so this is the next best thing
jennalise: tl: i'm an obama fanatic
me: tl: i have bumper stickers
jennalise: tl: i have controversial bumper stickers
me: tl: my child is a monroe middle school honor student
me: tl: i'm not sure if i should get a blu-ray player
me: tl: i go by my first and middle name
me :tl: i'm ryan seacrest
me: tl: my kids are kinda lame
jennalise: tl: i'm a bus driver
me: tl: i take the bus
me: tl: my number never gets called at the deli
jennalise: tl: i can't pass my road test
me: tl: i work for diddy (!!!!!!!!!!!)
jennalise: haha
me: tl: i still wear jnco
me: tl: i just learned what fubu stands for
jennalise: hahahahhaa
jennalise: tl: my mom still buys my clothes
me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dj
me: tl: im a bar mitzvah dancer
jennalise: tl: i'm jewish
jennalise: hahaha
me: tl: im a lactard
jennalise: tl: i'm lactose intolerant
me: tl: i'm intolerant of beliefs that don't match my own
jennalise: tl: i'm a baby
me: tl: i have a baby fetish
jennalise: tl: i'm a total cunt
me: tl: food gets stuck in my braces
me: tl: i know that tupac is alive
me: tl: im in the witness protection program (lol)
me: tl: everyone always thinks im japanese but im actually korean
me: tl: i might be possessed
me: tl: i only watch sequels
me: tl: i live in wyoming, jealous?
jennalise.vescovo: hahahaha
me: tl: i type lol even when im not laughing

LATER

me: u should get someone to sub for u at babysitting
me: jill could be a GREAT person to be tight w/
jennalise: i dont rly have the energy for jill
jennalise: i wish i did
me: like zang toi could make clothes for you prob
jennalise: i would just be a sack of shit
me: true life: i dont have enough energy for jill zarin

"I went there with Robert to play darts and a drunk forty five year old woman asked him to buy her a..."

Mon, 11 May 2009 18:20:22 -0400

“I went there with Robert to play darts and a drunk forty five year old woman asked him to buy her a drink and said that she would give him a hug if he did. Then her boyfriend came out of the bathroom and they frenched. When they stopped frenching, she asked Robert where her drink was.”

- A yelp.com review for Van Gogh’s Radio Lounge in Greenpoint.

"Hey, anyone scamming some stupid Hipster has my sympathy - and there’s no doubt Vice Magazine..."

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:07:30 -0400

“Hey, anyone scamming some stupid Hipster has my sympathy - and there’s no doubt Vice Magazine is the cradle of moronic hipsterism. I don’t even think she should be made accountable for that she did. After all, Hipsters like “non-mainstream” deeds and conduct like nothing else, so they should treat her like the queen or something. Hey, if one Hipster actually was scammed, what bad can happen anyway - buy one scarf less, or let the beard grow a little longer than usual? Maybe buy 1 or 2 european minimal techno vinyls less that month.”

- Some genius who commented on the NY Observer article about the Hipster Grifter.

I made a new tumblr for these funny book covers

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:13:11 -0400

dontreadthesebooks.tumblr.com

Photo

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Why yes, Big Boom is a wonderful author. The best there is, in...

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:05:05 -0400

Why yes, Big Boom is a wonderful author. The best there is, in fact.

Photo

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 10:03:44 -0400

Photo

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 08:50:19 -0400

Bye.

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:37:47 -0400

Bye.

ffffound: the style files Love these colors. Lately I’m...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:23:06 -0400

ffffound:

the style files

Love these colors. Lately I’m obsessed with websites like apartmenttherapy.com. I need a raise STAT so I can start decorating like this.

thedailywhat: Kids Wear The Darndest Things of the Day: Arlo...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 11:21:07 -0400

thedailywhat:

Kids Wear The Darndest Things of the Day: Arlo Weiner, the 8-year-old son of Mad Men creator Matt Weiner, is somewhat of a fop.

For instance:

“I was going to play miniature golf with my brother Charlie. You can see how much I like to mix patterns. I love argyle—I was wearing argyle socks, too. The red ascot brings out the red in the pants. The only thing I was unsure of was whether the shirt would be weird with the rest of the outfit, but I wore it anyway because it was too hot to wear long sleeves. The hat used to be my dad’s.”

Get this kid a reality show, stat!

Awesome.

ffffound: ZooBorns: Eno the Orphan Otter I LOVE OTTERS

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:33:56 -0500

ffffound:

ZooBorns: Eno the Orphan Otter

I LOVE OTTERS

Mom, ughhhhh

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:30:46 -0500

Backstory: I sent out a mass email today announcing that the show I worked on, Make Me A Supermodel, is premiering.

Debra: Dad said you sent a mass email about your show tonight I guess you didn't send it to me right? I don't see it
are you there?

me: i did!
oh wait
i sent it to your hotmail by accident

Debra: it's not in my gmail
ohhh
don't use that address for me anymore it doesn't work that well

me: i know
it was an accident

Debra: I just sent it to my gmail from my hotmail but haven't received it yet do you know how long it will take for me to get it? I want to send it to some people
Sent at 2:09 PM on Wednesday

me: i sent it to your gmail
just now
who are you sending it to?
Sent at 2:10 PM on Wednesday

Debra: wendy pat shelly irene
nancy
ok I ijust got it
is there anyone else you want me to send it to that you forgot?
I thought your name was only on the casting special

me: no i got everyone
no its on the whole show

Debra: WOW THAT'S GREAT!!!

me: yeah i told you

Debra: no you didn't tell me I would have remembered that

me: ok

Debra: In fact, I've been telling my friends to watch it but your name wouldn't be in the credits

me: i definitely told you
you never remember
haha
its just that in the casting special i was Associate Producer
but now i'm Production Assistant
so it was abigger deal

Debra: no way I would jhave forgotten this
oh ok
Debra: I just hit the send button on your email to my friends but it didn't say "sent"
I'll call one of them to see if they got it

me: no you dont have to do that
just go to the thing on the side that says sent mail
if its in there then it got sent
Sent at 2:21 PM on Wednesday

Debra: okay yeah it was sent thanks
did you send it to my cousins?

me: no i didnt
i'll send to them

Debra: ellen, howie, debbie and marlene

me: i dont have howie debbie or marlene's emails
i just sent to ellen and susan

Debra: i'll do the rest

I'm watching Celebrity Apprentice

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:05:03 -0500

only because Tom Green is on it. Is that bad?

Become a fan of me on Hollywood.com

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:22:05 -0500

Become a fan of me on Hollywood.com:

Right now I have zero. Zero people in Hollywood (dot com) are a fan of me.